UNKNOWM RESEARCHER.
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this is a reasearch paper conducted by an unknown researcher.

field of research: comparsion of behaviours of champions.
subject used in research: ShawnLim-ProEd Champion
LeeYiRen-Aphelion Champion

Foreword
Champions are champions. They are there for a reason, and they are called champions for a reason too. champs forever.

the above test is conducted in outward bound singapore.

Day 1
Champ1
as u know, obs talks about limited supply of food. however, the wonderful champ, being a champ, brought more food. our observers has noticed the champ munching non-stop since he found his target.
inference-he really brought lots of food.
inference-he got a huge appetite.

apparently, the champ finish all of them before the rations were distributed. thus, as an effort to keep himself full, the champ tried to APPEAL for more food during the distribution of the rations.

"sry ah, i haven take this yet."
"ah, is this extra, i take ah"

but thanks to your truly here, such acts are prevented. however, to the observers surprise, he munched on his supply of rations. the team of researchers worried about his ability to survive the camp.

like what we said, champs are champs. during the belaying practice, the champ tried to challenge his limits by belaying the heaviest guy(90kg). to our dismay, he failed and the guy he was belaying lifted him up in the air. in other words, the belaying went the other way round.

inference: the champ really got huge appetite.
inference: champs chanllenge oneself ot make oneself stronger.

till this point in time, readers pls note we are still at champ 1.

day 1 we had fresh food from the cook house. taste quite good. of course we had to wash our plates and etc. the champ being champ, has the champ's of washing. simply put some detergent onto the things need to be washed and use the forks and spoon to "scrub". save time and effort. to his unluckiness, the hiorrible act was revealed and his set of "clean and scrub" utensils are returned to him for the next meal. thanks to yours truly here again.

now, on the other hand.
pls feel lucky that yours truly is here to write this research paper. he has survived the total ordeal of living with the 2nd champ for 5 days.
first, champ does have lots of initiative. while waitng at the reception centre. he gladly opened my bag and check out my stuff.
being champ, he takes the role of the leader, for my luck and luck of the rest, he is only the leader for that day. can u imagine he leads the sea expediton. so, again with his champ skills, together with some retaredness(i think i will be questioned on the use of improper quantity word here). he just failed to realise that he got it becos no one bothers to do the job. as u can see, he gradually piss people off and a round of cheers were given when the day ended. not for me of course, cos i am sleeping beside him who was half-dressed. wait, that is not the end of day 1. lets move back to begining of the day. he tried desperately to mix in by using vulgarities and other not so nice words. i wonders why, it is not like those words are our way of communication. but it seems so to him. and then more retarded things in the food house which i feel very lazy to write.
inference from food house: he likes milo a lot, he drank one and ate one. but he refuse to admit that and refuse to face the reality that everyone is only given 2 packs of milo.

tent pitching was disaster. he cleverly used the pole to cut a piece of skin together with some flesh off my leg. of course he refuse to admit the fact. yours trutly was too angry with him for his dumb tent pitching and didnt not realise the injury until next day. talking about his tent pitching, he was excitely and agitatedly giving instructions, most of them i found weird. it is later revealed that the champ, has no experience of pitching a tent. and it took us 40mins. the time was greatly reduced, when he begin to listen to wad i say the next day, to abt 20mins.

the champ lost the whole during aperiopd of time, and he gladly took out the ground sheet to lighten his load.

"walao, damn fun lah, i haven never pitch a tent in my life.'
"damn u, then u still dont want to listen to me, u retard"
"dont call me a retard"
"i am afraid i had to, cos it suits you,"
!@#$%^&*
"just do it, listen to me"
"why shld i lsiten to u"
"cos u freakin got a lower IQ"
"!@#$"

in conclusion, day 1 is like hell, with the 2 champs.

Day 2

Special
champ's way of lessening your load when going to camps.

since it is a 5 day camp, the champ simply decieded to bring 5 sets of pe attire and that is all. light pack and steady movement. the researchers are even move surprise when they learn that he has 5 more sets of pe at home. infact pe attire/hwachong clothes is his everyday attire. to be precise, he wroes pe at home and he has got no jeans and only 3 other shirts besides pe. so this is wad the researcher had figured out how does the champ attend his functions.

hiphop style: pe attire with hci tie hang loosly over the neck.
formal: sch u/st john's uniform
semi formal: sch u/sch u shirt with pe shorts
poser: sch jacket with pe shorts
functions like funeral: sch jacket with pe shorts(full black)

and many more.
and many more.

end of special

unpitching was much faster, cos the champ realise wad i say is rather effective. i shall say a 10% intake of my words. i didnt sleep well of course, had 3 nightmare. and woke up. 日有所思，夜有所梦。
so breakfast at cookhouse, bee hoon and hot dog, champ used his special washign tech again.
pt was dumb. then did rock climbing. again, champs has champ way of doing things, as usual one of the champ got no long pants, since he only got 5 set of pe attire. so he took a very easy effort to get a long pants, which is to wait. we are abt to start the rock climbing when we found him missing, and found him sleeping soundfully in the hall.

"i like sticks, dont u noe that" pchamp. the champ loves to go ard with the camping sticks. annoys the instructor.

"special"
shawnlim freaked out during rock climbing,
he climb then he got afraid of the height and freaked out, so he hug the log for abt 20mins. then he climb and after he come down, hi face turned colour. he went straight to the hall and rest as he claims while i found him sleeping on my towel afterwards. urs truly almost did not make it, cos one of the champs, was my belayer, who certainly has one's mind switched off most of the time. so i cant concentrate on my climbing, and got stuck at one part, simply becos he was shaking down there. thanks to daryn koh, whom i asked to monitor the situation.
lunch at food house.
learn basic kayaking in the afternoon in the rain. then kayak to camp 2 for the night. did kayaking with kianming, the journey was perfect. 2 champs paired together.
reach there and cooked maggie with the instructor. the champs never fail to impress the researcher with their ability with food. bathed in the no light toilet, which was quite illuminated by torches.
tent pitching so fast, cos he take in 30% of my words. just that i ask him to push, he will pull. inability to diffenerentiate push and pull. did not see the other champ ard so nothing much abt him.
the day ended at a damn cooling campsite beside the beach, good view and good air. this time, he did not go half dressed, instead he use the tent bag as his blanket. urs truly did not sleep well again as the champ turns while sleeping. he will sleep head up and wake up head down.
the champ lost the tent pegs. and the bag.

Day 3.
had capsizing practice. changed pair. i was paired to the achamp. wow. and the other champ end up takign solo. he boasted abt it. unable to realise the fact that, he get it becos the instructor feel very unsafe for the double champ boat. capsizing was disater. cannot cap. wad the hell lah. one becos of netrualisation. cap liao, then he go swim around. i flip the whole boat almost by myself. we did the practice at lina the bay, which is kind of like a lagoon and it has nice views and clean water. on the way back, the champ in my boat simply fall sleep cos he think it is very sian.
sea expedition was again disater. the champ dont noe how to paddle. so we travel zig-zag. the 4 watches did not manage to complete the round-ubin-tour. we turn back from ubin village. which makes us travel 8.3km, since we are travellign zigzag, double. 16.6km, still round ubin since ubin is 16km in circumference. to my luck, the champ was too pro for me and gana changed out half way. damn cool. the champ sleep throught rest of the journey cos he say his arm tired. so his new partner solo the rest. while my new partner got sick, so i still solo the rest of the journey. meaning, double energy thorughtout the journey. the champ sleep as he wanted. now back tothe other champ who was very proud of his skill since he solos. he cap half way, saying he got too tired and people has to change with him.
"solo(how the champ calls his good friend), i solo lerh, pro right."
"my hand too tired liao, i rest first...zzzzz"

so that is the hiorrible sea expedition. fun is definitly not the word to use. i didnt get to eat anythign too. cos, the supply boat too far away and i lazy to paddle there, then still got rain make the boat damn heavy lah.

night. "holy" shower by the instructor, yangyi's grp owned, they bathed bare at the taps near the jetty at camp 2. they dont even care abt us shining torchlight.
inference: aphelion do rags often.

so you noe, being champs ard, we tend to lose more things, so we went to the shelter near the toilets and pack/cook there. afterwhich spend so much time trying to find the things which are missing. later trek to campsite. again sea facing. cooling and nice view. pitch tent in the dark. damn fast, cos some champ finally realise what i say is gold. back to champs. one hungry champ, tried to rob the blue bin, by keep on loitering near it. tryign to grab a chance to runsack it. too bad he failed. of course, u cant miss shawnlim telling the world that he is going to sleep while we prepare to cook.
did not sleep well again. nightmare

Day 4
everyone got their bag nad rations full of ants the next day besides urs truly. since im the only one who put my bag inside the tent. both champs lost their tents. i found mine/shawnlim. so the other champ lost his tent. he so damn happy,
"wow, no need carry. good wad"
trekking is no fun carrying the load.
besides the champs who refuse to carry anything heavy. we stuffed the jam and peanut butter and bread into of the champ bag, we did not worry abt him eating cos we got eyes on him. he complained it being dman heavy. and his backpack is practically empty.
"eh, cannot lah, i different from u, your all so big size, i am so small size"

the other champ promised to carry the tent since the first day and he want to back up. so he keep on trying to throw the tent to others. until i scream at him,
"hello, u r ncc lerh,"
"wow, ncc, wad the fei cadet" other aphelion
"I AM NOT A FEI CADET"
"oh yes u are"
"IAM NOT"
"then prove it"

this works...for a while. later he still pass it to me.
"ah.. longjian, u turn to carry the tent. "
"i thought u r proving urself?"
"huh, i proved liao, i carry for 15mins"

ok...so i carry the tent up to the hill and down for abt 2hr?

your dear researcher pass back the tent to the champ soon after, and not long, the whole grp got to stop.
"i think my shoulder break"(pitiful look is very important here)
"are u ok" instructor
"i think i cant carry the thing anymore, my shoulder damn pain" (good if u can force out a tear or 2.)
(act difficult to even carry the backpack)

while on the other hand.
during lunch,
"eh we eat all the food in the blue bin then we no need carry liao"
"siao ah u"
"correct wad"
the champ finished abt a row of the peanut butter biscuit and a 3/4 pack fo nuts and 1 row of the coffee biscuit. living true to his name.

the grp decided to challenge the champ by lettin him carrying the tent.
"eh, iam damn small size lah"

he drops the the tent whenever and wherever he can. literaly meaning, he drops in in sand,mud,water...the tent bag look damn gross after that.
dont forget the shoulder break that guy. finally, we reached back to camp 2.(more pitiful look needed here)so people donated isotonic drinks to him.

as camp 2 is rather near camp 1, while we trek to camp 1, upon seeing the entrance.
some one who earlier can even carry a backpack, RUN WITH HIS BACKPACK INTO CAMP 1. viola.
this is later wad he say to his best friend
"solo, just now i shoulder break lerh. then i drink some isotonic drink then recover le"
day 4 is damn cool, later we clean up the bunk and bought sovenirs. nevertheless gto to be embarrassed by him again.
"longjian, u dumb dumb why doing here og and collect ur wallet lah." while iwas discussing with jeff on the souvenirs.
cooked. champs fully impressed us with their skills with food.
one champ even" i scared later i eat too much your all complain."
the other, just go over and grab the food.
the food got over the fire andhe goes" i havent take yet and carry his mess tin over"
of course they kick him away lah.
did reflection afterwards.
during cleaning right, some champ just walk ard half dressed again. i wouls say it is eye sore. cos he retaredly pull his pants damn high. and he got nothing to show.
night was cooling and good. finally had some sleep. good and sound sleep away from champ. i took my sleeping bag and went to some dark corners. my only night of sleep lah.

Day 5.
did more reflection in the dorm next to our bunk. good breakfast. finally getting peace.
it is just some champ keep on telling oue malay instructor abt "holy wild boar" no sense of culture awareness. nothing much i can do.

last special of the research paper
all champs has the ability to fully utilise their clothes. like the pchamp. he can turn a long sleeve shirt to sleeveless shirt and long pants to fbt shorts. besides so, champs are distinct in their appearance. never fail to make people notice their presence.

conclusion,
champs like to lose things.
champs eat a lot or rather hunger for food.
champs like to sleep
champs have amazing skills when come to do with clothes.
champs refuse to admit their stupidity

thanks.

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